If you’re lucky enough to find

a girl who is a hopeless romantic

with a dirty mind,

you should hold onto that.

Because she’ll be yours at

two in the morning,

and at two in the afternoon

the following day.

She’ll kiss you where it hurts,

and until it hurts.

and that’s important.

Someone who not only knows

how to turn you on,

but also knows how to treat you right

is someone worth a little something.

– Unknown –